Even with a gun to my head and I wouldn’t be able to tell you what I like more: eggs for breakfast or wood-fired pizza for every other meal.

The sun came out today. I made my first pizzas of 2017 to celebrate. Here’s the basic gist of how it works.

Mix the dough

No, I won’t tell you my recipe.

Weigh Your Balls (heh)

This is after the dough has risen for half a day or so. Be sure to rest your balls after weighing. Words to live by.

Light the Oven

1st gen unmodified UUNI, the MacBook Air of pizza ovens. I’m debating about going pro.

Prep Your Station (big white dog optional)

Dress the First Pie

Fire the Pie

Admire the Pie

Consume the pie. Repeat.